Deraign – Recording ‘Purity In Violence’ Studio Home Video


Ahhhhh…. I’ll Fuckin shove that camera up your ass soon hey! Deraign! Deraign… This is the video Deraign! Deraign! Deraign! To prepare soldiers for battle! So we’ve been in the studio for an hour… what’s the best part so far? The couch man, fuckin look at this shit! We need furry walls! Oh we do sorta have furry… We do have fuzzy walls Fuzzy walls! Fuzzy! Fuck! Oh! Going Good! He’ll be kicking drums over shortly Homo That was good Okay…. He won’t rage on camera… Converse…. Oh you fucking shitting me! LOOK! Is it Broken Broken? Yeah! Cuz it fuckin… I only just bought it as well That part there… Part that hooks the the… this part here through And it’s just snapped That sucks man that cost like 20 bucks! I did’nt even get a full recording out of it at least! Damn… …and I had that as well! Hello! Poppett… He popped it! He popped it! I got some jerky! Chewing on your fucking tire… I love it man! Touch my shaft HELLO! That felt real funny… …you vibrated my bits! Was the best fucking pie ever So fucking pissed that I dropped the fucking thing! So remember pies, watch out for fuckin’ sidewalks! Sidewalk jumped up and snatched your pie did’nt it? Fuckin’ Prick Now some FUCKING dog will eat it! We’ll drive back on the way home and some dog will be like HAHA thanks cunt! Yep! Takin’ A Dump! Mmm Hmmm… Pewww… That sticks! SEEYAAA see you next weekend or something… I don’t know… Whenever we get together to thrash metal Oh Shit! Quite! Quite… Loud…. LOUD! We’re CRAZY IN THE STUDIO Gonna sing it like that! Yew.. Alright! That was heaps better! Fuck that…. …that riff goes forever… it’s never ending! It’s a motherfucker… I got my balls I miss all the fucking notes cuz it’s just CRAZY! Can’t even read.. I can’t READ! What the hell is that? That’s Danielle… Fuckin’ Thrash! Misery… The Pit of Misery Don’t forget to air wank in this song! Just always waving Might chuck that in there too …and that laugh! huh? Do you want me to do both of those at the same length? Nah that’s cool.. Little bit of an echo… Yeah ummm… That’s good! Sounds like it echoes off… Do you wanna do that Like you say in the group vocals on those chorus bits I BORN KILL I BORN DIE Sweet give me one more! I don’t want to die anymore! Is that what the doctor ordered? thrash drink! I love you Bryan! Apple Juice! Apple Juice! Thrash juice! Thrash juice… We’re CRAZY IN THE STUDIO!!! You fuckin… Mother FUCKER! That is your nose! BECK SSSS We Got So Fucked! I don’t even think we got paid! come to think of it! It was a good little venue but it was.. Had like pizza, there’s your whole band room with all beds and bathroom and whole shit in there out back of the stage WHAT?!?!?!?! Actually they were saying something about that in the… cuz we had to fucking sign the waver thing for that We What…? We signed something? We could of stayed there We signed it? We did’nt sign it but like they emailed it to us and we had to agree to it or whatever Ohhh yeaahh! Maybe there was a pizza closed in there If you don’t ask you don’t get Like I want pizza and I want a place to stay…. and I want money… Nah all we want is beer and pizza We’re a thrash band We got a good reaction there! That’s when we had Danielle singing for us! Not Danielle Daniel… Daniel…. the ACTUAL FEMALE Won’t be the first time! If we need to make some cash on the road… Sell Dan for money! Get breast implants Balloons! Then i can write a song bout it! The PAIN! WHY the fuck do you sound like a fucking banjo?! Play the keyboard! That was it! Ahh Motherfucker! That was good though! That was easily the best one! HEY! Shut up Chalky! The one? Sound cool! “I wish it was all that easy! Sorry for stealing your spot! You fucking will be! We can do that Acoustic part on this Oh yep yep.. Sweet Cool let’s try that… We could try like having an acoustic at the start of transending as well like just play with the electric though Yep! Grandpa of the guitars! Oh Matin? Or Martin? Matin yeah.. There is a pick in there! Fuck… that sounds nice! Yes… it is nice! Oh Orion… Where’s Bryan? There’s a higher chair if you want it? Yeah? That could be cool! Bar Stool? Yeah… Where abouts is that? Ahh… At the bar! Keep that… That was epic Yeah that was very nice I liked that one That was fucking smokin You did not want to stop there hey? You just kept going! I was’nt really sure when to stop! Fuckin bullshit man… Fuck you man! Walk in and track the two best solos on the FUCKIN EP Nice work! Alright leave it with me and I’ll begin the mix and all that stuff… That’s a rap That’s a rap! THAT’S A RAP! A YOYO Drumming Sucks, sounds like he’s got gout I think it’s fuckin’ pretty good hey! It’s all in the drumming, the drummer sucks Bloody vocalist is useless! The guy with the beard… he was pretty good! FUCKING HAPPY The Lead guitarist was fucking awesome! That was worth 200 bucks Purity in HAPPINESS! Aww damn it! Aww there is another one coming but… You fucking… HERE PUT MY NOSE ON THE END OF IT…. poor excuse for a fart ass Yeah… bounce it out! AH i can fuckin smell it though Yeah it was a little one I thought that was sewage this happening? No it isn’t I really wanted to get your bowel movement on camera You smelt the tube! Shit! STAY THRASH m/!

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