538, dirigido por JL. Calles


I tried to follow your advice. You’ve probably noticed that I stopped going to your clinic. But if I tell you what happened to me, you’re not going to believe it. Why can’t things be simple? We had time, all the time in the world. And for no reason at all, you would never have found two people so far apart… …yet living under the same roof. Apathy and boredom became our routine. I truly wish I could go back in time, to have her again… but I can’t. I don’t know why I did it. At this point, I still wonder why I had to fall in love with her… love her like I did and then throw it all away. Well… I don’t know if this is goodbye, but I don’t want to see you again. No hard feelings. Your ex-patient, Esteban. – So, Esteban, how’s work? Fine, fine. You know, the usual. – What about at home? How are things with Carmen? Fine, fine. Just like always. – And what about the sex? Are you having any problems? Oh, it’s fine. Short…but fine. – Well, if that’s fine, then what’s the matter? It’s just that you get tired of always being with the same person. – Aren’t you interested in your wife? Of course, my wife… Plus she’s a saint. She’s as good as gold. But it’s just that…she doesn’t turn me on anymore. – So, is there anyone else? Of course there is. There are a lot of fish in the sea. I’m decent and faithful…but hey, if someone said “come here” I’d drop everything. I know! The shopkeeper in the corner grocery store. I buy my beers one by one just to see her more often… She’s hot and she makes great cream puffs… – But…is anything going on? No way… she’s taken… Plus he’s a thug, buff as hell… – Well then? There’s another one who’s pretty amazing too. Plus, she likes it… I know that she goes to those places…those places where everyone is with everyone else. – And, how do you know her? Are you kidding? I’ve known her all my life. She works with my wife, but you know…women talk about everything and that’s the last thing I need… – Your wife doesn’t turn you on, – The woman in the corner shop has a thug for a boyfriend – and the one who turns you on goes off with everyone but you – and all because you’re with your wife every day. Well…I get by. Plus, with internet you don’t even need to leave the house. They’re all there the good, the bad and all the rest although sometimes the passwords are a pain in the ass… But it’s worth it, because I might as well go for the good ones, right? – What are you talking about? But they’re real! And let me tell you, they’re dying for it… Look, I have one here on my cell phone. Wait a moment and I’ll show you. – You know I charge by the hour, don’t you? Wait, wait! It’s worth it! Damn touch screens. Internet works at home, but here it’s just a pain in the ass. – Let’s see, don’t worry, Esteban. – Have you found the picture yet? Well, if I tell you she’s hot, you can trust me. – So, have you been intimate with her? Intimate? That’s what I was going to tell you. There’s a little problem. – Well, then let’s resolve it. Tell me about it. How should I say this… I signed up for one of those dating sites, the ones with photos and everything but I didn’t like it very much. It was a sausage fest. But, after a few different pages, I found someone interesting on one of them. Really, it’s just to pass the time, and I have a good time with her but she’s a tease, gets me all hot and bothered, then I have to go and get off. You know, to pass the time. That’s it, I found the perfect woman, and wow! Do you want to see her? – Let me remind you that I charge by the hour. Okay, okay, okay…goddamn touch screens! But I swear that this one is hot… And the funniest thing is that she’s married. – Wait a minute, Esteban. – Can’t you find something easier, or at least single and from here? But it’s easy…as good as done! She’s even spoken to her husband, Richard. She cheats on him and he’s proud of it. No problem. He’s even invited me to one of those orgies. I’ve checked out those sorts of things… – So, have you found out anything interesting? Well, so much equipment and for what? No way, traditional. My good hand and that’s
it. The thing is that I’m not really convinced about hooking up with a guy. If I do it, I’ll do it right. But it’s just that…I can’t really imagine it Although she’s really hot… Wanna see? – Excuse me? No no no…you didn’t think I meant… Those things in private. I’m a man! I was referring to Nicole, because I said that she was called Nicole, right? Damn she’s hot! Until now, nothing’s given me that much satisfaction except my “Atleti” – Well, if you’ve finished and you don’t have anything else to tell me… – I’m going to give you my diagnosis. – Let’s see where should I start… – Don’t worry about it. I wouldn’t want you to charge me for another hour. Alright. By the way, is this your good hand? – Honey, are you going to be long? No, I’m almost done. Why? No no, no reason. I was just wondering. I’ll be gone all weekend. Have a good time with your buddies at the game. Ok ok, don’t worry. I’m going to have a damn good time. – See you later. See you later, honey. Don’t work too hard. The Méndez Álvaro bus station…and step on it! I’m going to be late! And with that, we conclude the conference. Than you. A beer, and quick! What? “Falcao, Falcao…Goal! Goal! Goal scored…” Goal! Of course there were 21 goals… “Falcao, who has scored 21 goals already this league…” I’d like to score with “falcao69”. Don’t be silly, el tigre Falcao, but the real one. I wouldn’t just like to score, a hat-trick would be better. Come on. Let’s go. I’m going to give you that surprise I promised you And that’s definitely real… Yeah, yeah, it’s Esteban. Hey, what was I going to say. Was it the address you gave me? Well, then open the door, I’m downstairs. Hey man! Esteban! How’re you doing? Welcome to my home. Don’t just stand there, come on in! So you like it? Hell yeah. Well this isn’t our party. Don’t look so much. It’s this way. You go first…

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